1. That oil spot in the garage is the
bikes way of "marking it's territory".
True
2. You have ever started a BBQ with a welding torch. True
3. Any of your children/pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their names. True
4. You own more Motorcycle T-Shirts than underwear. True
5. Any day you can ride is a "Good Day". True
6. You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in "Easyriders" than the women. True
7. You put dirty oil from your bike in your lawn mower, cause ""hey, it's just a mower". True
8. Your other vehicle is a truck. True
9. Your pipes are loud enough to be used as an indicator that you will be home soon. True
10. The first thing you say after being hit by a car is, "Hey! is my bike okay?" True
11. You crash, break your leg in three pieces, and tell the officer "I'm okay, I can ride home from here". True
12. You dream of owning a Motorcycle dealership. True
13. Your three piece suite is chaps, leather vest, leather jacket. True
14. You have a refrigerator in the garage reserved just for Motorcycle magnets. True
15. Your bird can repeat "Oh boy! the new Easyrider's here!", with uncanny accuracy. True
16. Every time you hear a vehicle with headers, you look for a motorcycle. True
17. When you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first. True
18. You have tools to work on your bike, but none to work on your spouse's car. True
19. You think your bike is really an extension of your penis. True
20. You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name. True
21. You have a little piece of your bike that you carry with you always. True
22. You have more pictures of your bike(s) than your family. True
23. When asked for your Christmas list, you take people to the Motorcycle dealer and point. True
24. Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Bike" in it. True
25. At least one section of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif. (The garage doesn't count.) True
26. The last time you threw a party, more bikes showed up than cars. True
27. You own more than one motorcycle. True
28. Every time you buy something, you wonder what you could have got for your bike with the money. True
29. A piece of furniture in your house is made of a bike part. True
30. You think "Helmet Hair" is a fasion statement. True
31. You clean your nails with a pocket knife. True
32. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. True
33. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos". True
34. You've spent more time and money on your bike than your education. True
35. Confusing the terms "VIN" and "SSN", you try to write your bike off as a dependent on your taxes. True
36. When they says, "It's the bike or your life!!", you have to think about it real hard. True
37. Your spouse hides the checkbook and credit cards before leaving for the bike show. True
38. You think anyone who doesn't ride is just, "OK". True
--SCORE-- Lower than 10 You probably ride a moped and pedal most of the way. --SCORE-- 11-20 You're probably a Yuppy Suburban Accountant that puts less than 120 miles a year on your Motorcycle. (And that's only from riding 9 miles round trip to "Bike Night". --SCORE-- 21-30 You probably ride a lot and love your bike. But, you don't take chances and are still pretty conservative.
--SCORE-- 31-38 Congratulations . . . You are a "True Biker Dude"!. |
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